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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 23:56

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is LGBTQ destroying the world?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why did losers ban TikTok?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?